Market Research

A market researcher was conducting a survey in Bhatinda. He goes to Santa Singh to ask him a few questions:

Market researcher: Santaji, aap kaunsa sabun istemal karte ho?
Santa (very proudly): Bajrang da neem wala sabun!

Market researcher: Aur toothpaste kaunsa istemal karte ho?
Santa: Bajrang da ayurvedic toothpaste!

Market researcher: Aur shampoo kaunsa istemal karte ho?
Santa: Bajrang da herbal shampoo!

Market researcher: Aur hair oil?
Santa: Bajrang da amla tel!

Market researcher: Sardarji, maine Bajrang ka naam kabhi nahin suna. Yeh kya yahan ka koi bahut mashoor local brand hai?
Santa: Nahin ji, Bajrang mera room-mate hai.