Saturday, February 16, 2013

excuse me

Boy :.excuse me, kya aap mujhe apni dairy milk mein se chota sa bite de sakti hain?


Giri-kya mein aapko jaanti hu?


Boy-nahi

Girl- to phir…


Boy-par meri maa kehti hai koi bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle mooh meetha kar lena chahiye.


Girl gives him a piece of dairy milk to him…..


Girl-waise kya shubh kaam karne ja rahe ho?

Boy-main soch raha tha ki aapko ghar chor du..


Girl smiles and says:

“pehle to pakar 100rs aur apne baal katwa ke aa manhoos:x

bus stop pe khara hai ur mujhe ghar chorne ki baat kar raha  hai ..


pehle koi bike to lele Kangley mooche aayi nahi hain aur chal hai mujhe patane…..


ek piece kya de diya sir pe hi aake baith gaya begairat…

aisa kar tu mujhe apni maa se hi milwade .. unhe bataungi kitne shubh kaam karta hai aapka

beta….

wo hi achchi tara se mooh meetha karengi tera Kaminey…

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