Cool Meanings

Cool Meanings

> Cool meanings Love humor?
>
> Cigarette:
> ***********
> A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
> & a fool at the other.
 
> 
> Love affairs:
> ***********
> Something like cricket where one-day internationals are
> more popular than a five-day test.
> ***********
> 
> Marriage:
> ***********
> It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
> degree and a woman gains her master
> 
> 
> Divorce:
> ***********
> Future tense of marriage
> ***********
> 
> Lecture:
> 
> An art of transferring information from the notes of the
> lecturer to the notes of the students without passing
> through the minds of either.
> ***********
> 
> Conference:
> 
> The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
> ***********
> 
> Compromise :
> 
> The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
> believes he got the biggest piece.
> ***********
> 
> Tears:
>***********  

> The hydraulic force by which
>  masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower..
> .
> ***********
> 
> Dictionary:
> 
> A place where divorce comes before marriage.
> ***********
> 
> Conference Room:
> 
> A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
> everybody disagrees later on.
> ***********
> 
> Ecstasy:
> ***********
> A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you
> have never felt before.
>
> Classic:
> ***********
> A book which people praise, but do not read.
> ***********
> 
> Smile:
> 
> A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
> ***********
> 
> Office:
> 
> A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
> life.
> ***********
> 
> Yawn:
> 
> The only time some married men ever get to open their
> mouth.
> 
> Etc:
> ***********
> A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
> actually do.
> ***********
> 
> Committee:
> 
> Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
> decide that
>  nothing can be done together.
> ***********
> 
> Experience :
> ***********
> The name men give to their mistakes.
> ***********
> 
> Atom Bomb:
> ***********
> An invention to end all inventions.
>
> 
> Philosopher :
> ***********
> A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
> when dead.
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